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Thursday, December 29, 2016

Things that made me feel in 2016


January through June was the reign of Chloe the Tyrant.  I was an indomitable little dictator when I was there. K and I ran that place like a tight ship... The residents used every ploy available to wear us down, but it really just fueled my own personal fire. But it was great to sit and stoically stare at them, because being called a b*tch 20 times a day really starts to loose its effect. (See, they all had very limited vocabularies... haha)



When you live in Provo but you aren't married, so you start making excuses.


When this yoga class advert came up in my news feed and it was so cringe'y I had to screen shot it. So MANY BUTTS...whoever created this advert made me laugh.



When I was contacted by the great beyond... A thrilling tale which led me to North Carolina later in the year. Very Spooky. Hit me up on facebook for the full tale.



A really great cartoon, that made me smile.



I really like this candid shot. My days at PCS were winding down and I was entering a new era of my life. I took a day off and hiked to the falls. 


I didn't get into any graduate schools I applied to.  
I became a wizard instead. haha JK
Now I fly planes.


I was introduced to Tiny Bubbles, my ultimate favorite place now... 


I vowed I would never publicly display this photo...Mom said to pack for Boston, but then we went to Florida instead. We went to Walmart to buy swimsuits, and I don't wear bikinis on principle, but there was no way I was gonna wear some FRUMPY one piece from Walmart. Mom did say I looked better in a bikini and I thought so too. Hence my Kylie Jenner Selfie.



Ok, I took this off of my friend's page. I thought it was really funny, and quite an oversight on their part. Sorry if you're that person...But honestly was the snarky comment really necessary? I clicked to your wife's page (also my friend) and she posted whole itinerary. Good thing I'm not a robber because not only did I know the day, but the exact time to hit up your house. (crying face emoji 5 times)


I became a real wizard when this Aussie dragged me to Philadelphia. It was great.



When everyone thought aubithehouseelf was Princess Leia. When clearly she way Dobby.


When like 5 of my friends posted this as their status haha. I love the colorfulness of my facebook and would never ask anyone to unfriend me. I love stalking everyone...liberals and conservatives on my Facebook. Why would you ever want to be surrounded by the same people and idealogoies as you? You'd never learn anything...

It was so entertaining to see rage filled, desperate, looney posts from everyone. Slow claps FOR all my liberal and conservative friends. 

Also interesting enough, some of my extremely outspoken friends, who were all fired up during Obama/Romney, didn't utter a peep this time around.

I only told one person who I voted for. My uber driver in Philly...so you all will never know muhahahahahahahahahahaha.


In Lehi, UT, in November, people still be writing about Harambae.



Im not allowed to talk about this one, but it needed to be shared.



When they killed the blind guy in Rogue One.




When I went to a trampoline park for the first time and became an air bender.


When I ate this divine waffle and it was the best waffle I've ever eaten.



Everyone posting these memes...when they didn't live during the Plague, Spanish Inquisition, or be a servant to the Pharaoh the year he died (servants were killed and buried with the mummy), or be a peasant living in England during a Viking raid, or be a Native American in 1492, or be on the Titanic, or an Irishman during the great potato famine, or a fish during the BP oil spill... Yup 2016 just sucked.



This guy is still posting anti Trump stuff...seems like he's really caught up in drama and negativity...he shared this meme. Hope it helps him.

I discovered a magical place called Sephora.


2016 was like the best freaking year of my life. Seriously.