Thoughts

Why are so many people selling Lularoe? I remember in the 4th grade all my friends moms did Pampered Chef. Then in HS everyone's mom sold Southern Living. I guess now that we are old we sell Lularoe. Gross.

[side thought* I saw someone selling Pampered Chef the other day. I thought "Are you serious"?]

What you write..."I feel personally attacked by Donald Trump becoming president?"
What I see [in my brain]... {Trump roundhouse kicking you in the face}-

She doesn't even go here!

Europeans after the election.

I will never wear leggings without covering my butt. It's because I'd look absolutely terrible. Sorry for the like 3 times I did though*

Oh look another one of my friends is engaged... feels depressed for 3 seconds. At least I got to fly an freaking plane today...still feels depressed.

I'm going to go Gluten free. -eats two cookies and a donut.

Australia after the election.

"No grandma, You can't read that book! It's not Grandma appropriate!" *Grandma stays up all night reading book, has lengthly discussion about adult themes in book over breakfast. I tell Grandma my 17 year old cousin read the book. Now my Cousin is in trouble. "I thought it was about Alaska and the Iditarod, and it's not."

This book is not about Alaska.

I think Amy Caldwell or Hailey Toro have my Crown Duel novel. Id like it back because I had to reorder it from Amazon and they sent me a battered library copy from Austin, Texas. Which makes me cringe from the germs.

If I loaned you this book... would have been before 2009, please return it ASAP.

Why do I have so many articles of black clothing? Why are there so many piles of black clothes. I can't find anything. I can't find my black shirt. I have a black shirt. Tengo la camisa negra- my jam from 2009.

My grandma and I like this special soap called Miracle II soap. It's a Christian Soap Company that blesses their soap. Today I washed my dog with it. "Patton you are now blessed... from the soap... and so fluffy, and you don't smell like a corn chip."

We can not let Grandma find the "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" book. Aubi have you seen it- we cannot let anyone find it, especially mom----.

Grandma, I need you to sew something. "Well what is it...I'm sewing right now."
"Im wearing it, so not right now."

#lit

#slay

I'm gonna run for president and end daylight savings.